"RAT - He's GONE!"
Wee Tee Mousey, He ain’t with us no more!
He died beneath an enclosed kitchen cabinet's floor.
But odorific, and like old and yet forgotten - rotting bacon!
With saber saw in hand, I did cut to the chase!
And YES! -The kitchen cabinet I had to and Yes - I did deface!
That Wee Tee Mousey’s corpus is what I surely found!
And soon thereafter, without honors,
Was unceremoniously taken
To it's final resting place;
While my nose was pinched
And with my transporting gloved hand, still shakin!
Life seems to short and sometimes to odd to understand!
But I dropped that damnable rodent's carcus
Ingloriously - In the closest Garbage Can!
AMEN!
Wee Tee Mousey, He ain’t with us no more!
He died beneath an enclosed kitchen cabinet's floor.
But odorific, and like old and yet forgotten - rotting bacon!
With saber saw in hand, I did cut to the chase!
And YES! -The kitchen cabinet I had to and Yes - I did deface!
That Wee Tee Mousey’s corpus is what I surely found!
And soon thereafter, without honors,
Was unceremoniously taken
To it's final resting place;
While my nose was pinched
And with my transporting gloved hand, still shakin!
Life seems to short and sometimes to odd to understand!
But I dropped that damnable rodent's carcus
Ingloriously - In the closest Garbage Can!
AMEN!
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