In the beginning days of October, my wife and are going to India. You may remember that Columbus came here, ok not here but somewhere, in 14 and 92 and thought that he had reached India or the Indies and called the local folks "Indians" - Well India - It wasn't! and Indians - They weren't! It seem to me that turn around is fair play - I, we are off to called those heathen snake hummers - Americans!
In the next few days I'll give you a list of presumed cities and villages that we are thinking of visiting while in India and Nepal. I use the word - presumed - due to the probable and/or foreseeable case of "Dehli Belly"which seems to find and curse all westerns, who may come with peace in their hearts but as a results of eastern or asian pay-back rule for Montazuma's Revenge, the effect of Dehli Belly are broadly felt. It maybe related to the bathroom etiquette of India and the non-dexterious right hand left hand confusion when reaching for some food, bubble gum or purposeless medicine. Oh well until we meet again - May the Vindalu Goat not kick your bottom on the way out!
